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Disabled Parking Spaces From room101 in Room 101 (588 days old)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but disabled parking spaces are pointless. I don't get it. What condition do you have to be in that means you're disabled, but still able to drive? You can't drive i… more

Miracle Diets From room101 in Room 101 (838 days old)

Look, it's not rocket science. If you consume more calories than you burn off, you will put on weight. You don't need to buy a Paul McKenna CD. You don't need to eat cereal and fruit for every … more

Price Promises From room101 in Room 101 (921 days old)

Utterly, utterly pointless. Don't you think that if I was going to trawl around town or scour the web for the best possible price on a product, then I'D DO IT BEFORE I BOUGHT IT, NOT AFTER! Or do… more

The Departure Lounge (guest author Rachel) From room101 in Room 101 (935 days old)

What is it about departure lounges that make them the most angst ridden, stress inducing locations you will ever have the misfortune of finding yourself in? I’ll tell you. It’s because Brits have… more

Chuggers (guest author Jez) From room101 in Room 101 (947 days old)

Chugger: Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliciting donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other… more

Bathroom Attendants From room101 in Room 101 (956 days old)

These guys are ridiculous. In my experience, the services they provide include: a) turning on the tap (without, I might add, knowledge of my water pressure preference) b) pressing the top of the… more

People Walking Slowly From room101 in Room 101 (988 days old)

Let me first qualify this rant by granting a couple of exemptions. Firstly, I have no problem with people walking slowly if the place is not crowded, or if they can be easily circumvented (in a pa… more

Smokers are Idiots From room101 in Room 101 (1004 days old)

It shortens your life. You’re more likely to get chronic bronchitis, emphysema, heart attacks, coronary diseases, stomach ulcers, peripheral vascular disease, and cancer of the lung, throat, mout… more

Formula 1 From room101 in Room 101 (1012 days old)

Formula 1 is a waste of time. Firstly, it's unbelievably boring. The fact that people voluntarily give up whole afternoons to watch cars going quickly around a track on TV is incomprehensible enough… more

Apparently Facts (guest author Jez) From room101 in Room 101 (1016 days old)

"Apparently, ring-a-ring-a-roses dates back to the 17th century. Apparently it's all about the plague: apparently the rings of roses are skin lesions, the first sign of infection; the posies are, ap… more

Jade Goody From room101 in Room 101 (1018 days old)

"I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell." Ok, here’s a quick summary of Jade’s career: 1) Eat lots and don’t exercise. 2) Apply for Big Brother. 3) App… more

Horoscopes From room101 in Room 101 (1020 days old)

Millions of people believe that these vague ramblings accurately predict their forthcoming affairs of the heart or workplace. It seems 'astrologers' throughout the land need only chuck in something … more

People Telling You About Their Dreams From room101 in Room 101 (1024 days old)

Why the hell do people think you’ll be interested in their dreams? It usually goes something like this: “Oh my God, I had the funniest dream last night! I was singing on stage with my sister, pro… more